All is well until a scientist comes in to correct everyone.

The main classification of the people who use web browsers.

Whenever someone annoys me I show them my foot. If that doesn't work I kick them in the face.

I don't quite think you realize how beer works.

You better call an ambulance if you break your hip inside a hospital.

I'm too cheap to hire someone with a pickup truck.

Don't worry, it's perfectly safe. I've done this many times.

Hey, hope you don't mind me drinking your bath water.

Remember to hire an architect before designing your own house.

You know you want them so simply honk!