I just want the car man, I'm not interested in a relationship!

Those elephants are breeding like crazy and we are out of lions. It seemed like the right thing to do.

The car has reached self awareness.

It was the best night ever, followed by the worst morning ever.

It's never too late to be interested in such activities.

We seriously mean it. Slow down now!

The Mac experience: see the world differently.

The dog is OK, but the owner will chase you around and bite you.

This saves you time, can be used to combine different flavors and totally makes you look like a boss.

Killing is serious business and can lead to death in some cases.