After Ronald's loss, he swore to avenge his brother's death.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

Ronald, really... You gotta stop with those things... We ain't loving it.

And so... I saw Ronald taking a McPoop.. Yucks.

Just Ronald from McDonalds... it's obvious that he's loving it.

Yeah... Ronald McDonald... You knew when we ate from Burger King. But now... Bye-bye!

Be careful.. Ronald knows when you're eating from Burger King! Seriously, be careful!

Ronald, Ronald, Ronald... What are you doing to these kids? Can't you see you're scaring them? You ugly clown!!!

I knew it, I knew it from the beginning! It's Ronald's fault!

Looks like Ronald likes young girls lately.