So the gyms are closed, but I can still get my workout while having the best beverage out there. Win-win!
I slapped your face while I was drunk, but here's some tasty bacon so you'll forgive my manners.
I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?
He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.
There is a slight difference between being a drunk and being an alcoholic. Being a drunk is way more fun.
Got to get my girlfriend one of these dresses. She will be the life of any party.
I guess there really was a support group tailored to my needs.
Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.
Remember to hug your toilet more often and not only when drunk.
Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!