So get ready everyone! I'm hitting the road today so better watch out.

Are you an Asian studying in a foreign country? Why not try to fail a test once in a while. Prove that you are in fact just a normal person.

Well everybody calls me drunk. I can't help it. I didn't choose to be born Irish.

I'm sure that getting a driving license requires an Asian to drive through this intersection.

Welcome to my classroom. As you may have noticed I am Asian and I expect only the best. Here is a drill down of your grades this semester.

I'm going to get me an Asian girlfriend and then make her beat up everybody that annoys me.

How do you spot an Asian at the food court? He uses chop sticks on his pizza.

Are you Asian? Fear not, there is a cure for your despicable illness.

The new smell-away. If you can't get rid of the smell then get rid of your nose.