Hopefully that red is simply nail polish and not really blood. But as sharp as these look like, it might as well be soon.

It's pretty unfortunate that you got stabbed, but here - have a cake to make things a little bit better.

This is the new "pull-me-over" challenge. Get this beauty on the road and see if you can drive for more than 20 minutes before being pulled over.

It's quite important for any tattoo artist to have a spelling bee award.

I got to get myself one of those bath curtains.

Maybe it's Edward, Bella... you? The vampire came to the blood source.

Hot sauce warning. Your anus will not be so pleased after this experience.

Need of a constant supply of blood? This guy sure went to the source.

Even the vampires are starting to hate that Twilight movie.

The Jurassic period finally explained in a simple picture. It must have been a hell of a mess.