Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.
Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.
Remember to apply the sun cream evenly all over your face. Or else end up looking like this girl.
Looks like today everybody needs to feel like they're special and get a diploma. This time is for getting hit in the face.
That ain't the correct way to Facebook!
Want to get younger? Just shave your beard and you'll get 20 years back. Men only!
I dare you to say it to my face one more time!
How to tell if he's a keeper.
Refraction: turning cute girls into monsters since bathtubs were invented.
Little Billy always seemed to be different then the others.