Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

Well that lasagna is surely heated now. If plastic could melt that cheese is totally burned.

Sorry little buddy. Looks like your instant dryer will not work for you.

Honey, I think we'll stick to the gas oven for now. I'm not sure this microwave is worth it.

Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.

He didn't forget it. It's just extra crispy, the way he likes it.

We put the microwave oven in there just in case you needed to heat your sandwich while taking a dump.

The inside of the oven is surely not as hot as the outside handle bar. This is what happends when women don't spend enough time in the kitchen.

Everything was fine... Then... SUDDENLY, AN OVEN!!!

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.