Music was indeed a bit better. Or the usual: everything was better when I was younger.

Wonder how come Albert's quotes end up on every bathroom stall...

Our studies have confirmed that children are people too. That is just in case you were thinking that kids do not add weight to the elevator.

Next year I'm bringing my horse along in this. Then we'll see who's got the best costume out there.

Want to find out if your culture is limited to bacteria?

Subliminal messages are not what they used to be.

Ah, I see you found my secret notebook. Please help me out by writing down your name on the last page and marking it as done while you're at it.

Do you also hate yourself or are you not included?

Indeed, dealing with stupid people is a skill, a great skill.

Gadgetholics indeed. People nowadays.... UGHHHHH!