Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.

Good guy Lincoln must abolish the sleevery business.

We interrupt this program to give you the latest developments: it seems that the president is going to get something to eat. Stay tuned as we unveil his food preferences.

Being the president means that you can't even take a dump without someone marking it on the wall.

One of the greatest and hardest questions of all time.

America is indeed extremely racist. Here we have a clear example of racism. Just because the president is black doesn't mean he'll start shooting people during his speech.

Hey kitty, good job! Oh, thanks Mr. President, good job you too!

Now that's a really poorly placed plant. Awful, terible!

Who would've thought? Hmmmmm... Obama, Schwarzzenegger... Still doesn't ring my bells.

I'll let your imagination play with you... Hahahahhahahahah!