We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.

My car broke down but instead of calling a mechanic I decided that God might be more helpful.

May this tank be safe from danger and kill every human soul within a 10 mile radius. In the name of god!

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?