A hand job is better than nothing. And we have those rugged gloves that will make it even more interesting.

Producers are constantly trying to impress their customers with new names and catchy phrases. This time they went directly to describing their clients.

Microsoft should broaden its product line. Any woman should feel comfortable wearing micro soft tights, right?

That flower looks pretty retarded.

Doctor Dry had his new beat headphones released. Sounds legit.

Someone has a color problem and should have his/her eyes checked.

The quality is so low that even the manufacturing country is misspelled.

The perfect combination for disasters. The shopkeeper sure knows how to incite idiots.

Although I drive a Toyota, I can tell you to buy American products.