You need to feel the irony here.

It's quite important for any tattoo artist to have a spelling bee award.

Now you will just have to compare your skin to this sign every 10 minutes and you should be just fine.

Now that you mentioned it, I'm not sure what they are.

Congratulations Sir, you have unlocked the Classy skin. Proceed.

The perfect disguise for your iPhone while you are taking a call.

I was here first so you need to get out of here and go change ASAP.

Another one of those what's under tattoos.

This is the result of a proper slap on the back.

Just connect an external hard disk via your built-in USB port and have instant access to tons of information directly into your brain. Why didn't we thought of this before?