Who needs proper protection goggles when you have duct tape?

Let's be honest: you're not protecting your fragile little eyes from the evil sun rays. You're just trying to look cool like everyone else.

Our love is so awesome, it can take away your vision. Please protect yourself with these glasses.

I'd hit it, I'd hit it like there's no other tomato in the world.

And that's how I roll. Money is not a problem for a cool cat like me.

Get protection for the titty-looking hobby of yours.

It seems that Taylor Lautner can't have enough sunglasses on him.

Now you can have your own censorship glasses.