They didn't have a matching tank for my bike so this will do for now.

Why bother going out to the lake and be frustrated if you don't catch anything? Just sit back, relax, watch some TV and be ready for the biting fish in your very own living room.

You don't pay for the parking space, you get your vehicle blocked. What's that? You have a tank? No worries, we got this covered.

Cats always had their specific fighting style. But I don't really know.. This is new.

Now now, kitty kitty, don't be bad! DON'T BE BAD!

Hmm.. nothing strange. OH MY.... !!! Two tanks... How did they get there?!

Remember to translate the text before painting it on the tank.

Next time be sure not to cut me off.

May this tank be safe from danger and kill every human soul within a 10 mile radius. In the name of god!

When you lose your old tank just improvise instead of buying a new one.