Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.

Want to catch those cats that keep stealing stuff from your backyard? Why not buy these awesome cat traps. Guaranteed!

No need for the rest of the fence since we have a gate, right?

Also available for yard work, but since that is rarely the case around these parts we're sticking with them zombies.

I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.

Yes, those Americans have everything figured out. Except keeping any kind of logic in measurements.