I think this toilet is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been in.

We need to go some place and have some sexy time, but we will get back in 30 minutes from… whenever you read this message. If we’re not there, read the message on the door again.

I guess I got con fused. And then I had to con-duct myself and ask some questions. Inside.

If they took off the tire and replaced it with the spare one, why didn’t they take this along?

Yeah, just by looking at this valve’s placement I think I am going to pass on blowing this little guy.

Buying the entire page in the newspaper is today’s new payback for cheaters. Actually, nobody reads papers any more.

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

Come here and we'll get you a free one way trip to heaven. Just pledge to donate all your belongings to us and step right in.

Yes, I will definitely not miss you. So next time please change the billboard advertising.

Tortoise knows how to get places. And use the elevator instead of the stairs.