The Batman versus Superman moment we've been waiting for. Will they fight, will they back away or will they simply ignore each?

This has started to decrease the honk frequency around my dad's car lately.

I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.

Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

For the every dentist that wants to get some home tools here is a set of bits for their screwdriver.

When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.

Great technology, failed implementation. Next time stick with the classic bottles.

So why would you throw away these ugly chocolate cookies? Still the same taste if you close your eyes.

We aren't Rated X so please leave the corn unstripped.

Definitely not a great brand name for a frisbee. But then again, how else could you throw it to the cute girl at the park and ask for your flying dick back?