So I received this birthday card from my husband. It's soo cute!

Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

They don't sale balloons with the number 40 on them so this will do! Happy Birthday!

This cake really leaves the space for an interesting story.

Good thing you are not a dog, dad. Otherwise you would be a dead dog. Just saying. Happy birthday by the way.

Your girlfriend is retarded so here is your shitty cake for your birthday. Enjoy and don't blame your girlfriend. It's not her fault.

It's important to hold the fun level at acceptable amounts. Whenever you find yourself using birthday cones as a bra, you are overpartying.

For those of us who cannot get enough hot dogs there is now the hot dog cake. On a second note, there is no need to get a knife for this piece.

Well, who wants some cake with little Billy's spit?

Should we keep Matthew's birthday video or would you like to record Ghostbusters?