Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.

This is impossible. Our products are 100% not natural. A human hair would clearly not be inside your sandwich.

The passion of the crust is back on the small screen. Own it on DVD today.

Those 5 days are the worst. After that it gets better.

Come and meet Captain Morgan Freeman. He makes a helluva rum.

Now you know how men pee in different circumstances.

Stop telling us he's dead! He's just resting because he's old.

I just need to take those pictures in the bathroom right now.

Schrodinger's cat is wanted. Dead and alive this time.

We need to start a hip hop band immediately. Just get your ass down here and let's do this.