Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.

Welcome to 'Murica, the land of bacon, Snickers and everything in between.

My doctor said I should eat more salads to help with my weight problem. Everything was horrible until I found this awesome store that had these fresh salads ready for me.

Okay, bacon is something that anybody loves. Or lie about not loving it.

Seriously, who doesn't love bacon? Yeah, embrace yourselves, trollers are coming - "vegetarians don't like bacon!". Ha-ha.

That is the question. Please do as shown above, in case you want to eat the bacon.

This pig converts vegetables to bacon. All pigs do that.

Bart Simpson and his story... Touching; not. So, if bacon grew up in trees I'd be a vegetarian too.

Just add a few dozen strips of bacon on my toasted sandwich.

Looks like someone finally got the brilliant idea to installbacon dispensers in the bathroom.