Who would ever wear these? And who would ever call these super cute?

Don't have heels for the party? No worries, you can use these boots.

I can't feel my legs, but it's fine, I am well dressed for the weather.

Nah, not the book, literally. LOOK! Hahahah, hey kitties!

Ladies and gentlemen... I present to you, puss in boots. Literally!

Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.

At least they are not high heels.