So the suspension's busted on that old car? No worries, I've got just the thing that will fix it.

This bitch on the Interwebs better be taking off that collar in the next picture.

Some people need a shock collar... and I need the control. Come on man, let's help them... they need that shock collar!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!! Is that a new collar dude?! WOOOW WOOOW WOOOOW!!!