The internet got him tired. A tired dog because of the internet.... Interesting.

It's not considered drinking alone if the dog is home. Seems legit.

Nooooo! Are we out of food? Is this really the last cookie?!

Haha, you're really funny but now let me in. I SAID LET ME IN HUMAN, NOW!

We have a new employee at the Pizza Company. Everybody, say welcome to our new mate.

Mmm... Max? Nope. Haven't seen him in a while.

He ate 'till he fell asleep. Okay, it seems like he's full.

Okay okay, so... they aren't afraid to get on the dining table but they're afraid to get down off the table. HUH?!

Oh noooooo! Daddy, I saw a spider! Get rid of the spider, faaast!

Woof woof, I'm a magician! Look at me mommy!