This is really impossible, I really can't believe that's what you're doing daily. No...

Look at this... Awesome dog, he's the most awesome dog.

Hidey ho neighbour, what's up? How are you?

Like a boss! Dog, you sleep on the floor, I'll sleep on the pillow.

I really hate wearing the cone of shame... Arghh..

If Will Ferrell would be a dog, he'd be this dog. Totally!

Space? Yes, hello, this is dog. Sure, I'll be there in a few mins, wait for me!

Hey owner... someone tore up the garbage... I have no idea who did this, also... I'm.. out of food, heh.

As you can see, this dog is clearly hungry. Bring him some food, quick!

Well, he's the king of the dogs. Watch him!