Okay, okay, okay, now I'm drunk. Okay, I said it, I'm drunk, DRUNK!

I chewed all your sneakers so you won't have to leave me alone again. You shall not leave me alone!

Duuuudeee, what happened to you? Are you okay? You look funny.

I popped my squeaky toy. What should I do now? I am really really really boreeeed!

Dear Lord, thank you for the food. We hope we won't get caught. Amen.

Someone please roll that sausage over to me... I really want to eat...

Hide yo' wife! Hide yo' kids! Hide everybody, I'm going nuts!

Now that's one awesome and unique advice. I bet you've never heard it before.

Okay dog, let me explain you again: you're big, but I'm a cat, I'm the best!

Mmm...yeah... I was sleeping, talk to you later.. I'll call you when I'm up!