Finding bits of wisdom from the shirt tags is unexpected.

Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

Poor girl will regret the day she married Mr L.

Just a friendly reminder that fruit salad is very good for your health. Just thought you might want to know that while you are washing your clothes.

Somehow this guy isn't suited for the panties price tag.

Hello, I'm Anus. How may I be of service?

Certainly can't have one without the other.