Whoa there, buddy. You ain't getting in without a checkup first.

Sitting at this table with a hot ass can prove to be a little embarrassing.

Somebody tell this guy that a fan does not lower the temperature.

If I was in Irvine I would seriously consider taking a few days off an moving the hell away from there.

Under no circumstances shall anybody ever change the temperature to anything other than 72 degrees.

When it gets really high it will be even colder. Wait what?

I didn't have any factory installed thermometer so this will work just fine.