You must be this short in order to survive. Sorry for the tall people, you had a good life so far.

In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.

You better get out before tweeting about it. We know it's important to keep your followers posted, but be patient.

Keep facing the fire or whatever is coming towards you and do the moonwalk. You can't exit the building if you don't have style.

Keep calm and pay your bill. Then you can take care of yourself.

Seems legit. In case of fire, use this fire extinguisher.

Well, in case of zombie attack, break this table, FAST, really fast.

In case you run out of toilet paper make sure you keep a copy of Twilight nearby.

In case of fire just exit this door and get burned alive while watching the locked gate.

Extreme situations call for extreme smoking. Break glass in case such an emergency occurs.