Who needs proper protection goggles when you have duct tape?

I'm not sure which is scarier: the fact that the person who placed this condom is stupid or that the condom is gone.

That doesn't look dangerous at all. Holy cow! Even the bottom ladder is resting on its side!

The previous instructions were too academical for the average soldier, so we made things a little bit clearer for them.

Who needs to lock this safe? I never remember that darn combination anyway. I'll just use duct tape. It really fixes everything.

That looks really safe and comfortable. Should get my own seats changed too.

Mmm... looks safe to me. Come on kids, sit over here. Good, good.

Of course, it looks very safe. Safety comes first. Riiiight...

Can't get it. Probably he likes to keep his stuff safe. DOING IT WRONG HAHAH!

Safe text seems great... Use commas!