You're really going to be like "awwwwww". Indeed. See?

So, do you come here often? Hah.

Let daddy help you sweetheart. There you go, son.

Duuuude, is it ready already?! I'm really starving, come on... HURRY UP!

Of course I heard you calling me. Did you hear me ignoring you?

Just another dishwasher... umm.. the dog.

Heeeeeey Craig, whassup? Ooops, that ain't Craig.

Okay, let's yell squirrel and let's see what happens. Hah!

Because the nyan cat was too mainstream, there you go, nyan dog.

Really, I can accept you but please don't push it. What's wrong with you?