Whenever I feel the need to go for a walk outside I simply grab a leash and take this little human with me.

Ever wondered where Apple gets their design ideas for their products?

This dog has more toys than some human children!

You can see by the dog's expression that he is about to get in serious trouble and he knows it.

Honey, where's our do... what the hell?

So which one would you rather spend some time with?

This guy really needs a pet. Until then this keyboard will taste the sidewalk.

I keep drinking but this Moderation guy still hasn't shown up. How am I supposed to drink with him this way?

Want to catch those cats that keep stealing stuff from your backyard? Why not buy these awesome cat traps. Guaranteed!

I am going to ask once and only once: where did you put the box? Don't test me, human!