That's a great piece of information that I did not need. I knew cats were assholes anyway.

I will send them this photo and ask for my money back!

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

Has anyone seen my dog? He's got an average height, with some black spots over a white fur.

Shut up until we get paid. We'll figure out things later!

This is the exact same position I'm in while being completely depleted and getting to bed.

Ever felt asleep so deeply that you went over the side of the bed?

So how are we supposed to eat those cans? Stop taking pics for instagram and open these damn cans!

They basically told me to test these out. How else would I have been able to test them?

Apparently the new step mom has entered the vehicle.