Have you ever fantasised about eating fast food out of your girlfriend's feet? Neither have I.

Looks like I'm on my diet today.

Happy birthday, keep this balanced diet for the remainder of the year and you'll get to the doctor in no time.

So why would you throw away these ugly chocolate cookies? Still the same taste if you close your eyes.

If you wanted a little extra salt in your salads you came to the right place.

I need a huge schnitzel, but also a burger. I don't care, make that work!

It's 50% off for a reason. Enjoy your bread though!

That's not what the cup holder was supposed to hold.

Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

That onion is definitely dangerous. Be safe while eating this.