We need to make sure we can hear you knocking, but not that hard!
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.
Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.
Sir, stop resisting or I shall eat you whole.
Might not want to get into their way, at least for today.
Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.
I'm sure the deputy is thrilled to investigate each report from the vigilant citizens.
He was probably wearing this shirt and wanted to get in trouble just for somebody else to grab this priceless photo of him getting arrested.
When you get so drunk that you need help from others to keep your head up, that is when you have hit rock bottom.
Need help around the garden? Why not bring some folks from the police to help you out?