Wonder who inhabits the top shelf. Doggo looks pretty confident now, but I don't see him on the very top though.

Every time my cat sees me trying to work, she jumps right on my keyboard.

Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.

Yes, I know it is the wrong way, but I have my string reasons to keep it as it is.

Make sure that these thieves take out your trash.

She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.

Just make sure you keep your slaves worshiping us.

We want this cat both dead and alive. Surely Schrodinger can help us out on this one.

Got to get that six pack ready for the neighbourhood pussies this next summer.

Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!