For Halloween I became the cat pole. Cats loved me!
I work for my cat, but my cat makes things ever so hard for me.
This would clearly work for tiny packages. And imagine bypassing all the traffic.
Has anyone seen our cat? I keep searching for him for a couple of hours, can't see him anywhere.
Oh look, our cat is an asshole. And he also likes stretching all over our new sidewalk.
For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.