Yeah, I wanted to go out but I've changed my mind. Can I get inside now?

I work for my cat, but my cat makes things ever so hard for me.

The entire process in which the box is being taken over by its true owner.

This would clearly work for tiny packages. And imagine bypassing all the traffic.

Has anyone seen our cat? I keep searching for him for a couple of hours, can't see him anywhere.

He looks so thin right now.

Oh look, our cat is an asshole. And he also likes stretching all over our new sidewalk.

For all the idiots out there we were required to post this message and make sure that nobody thinks our cats get milked.

Well that's a pretty looking cat on that hat you got there. Does it continue below? Oh, it does!

Christmas is the time to get grumpy. Jingle bells all the way!