I would go to the bathroom, but it's foggy so I'll wait until the sky is clear.

Remember to dry your hands before pulling on the towel that you will use to dry your hands. We all love logic!

Looks very comfortable, but how do you clean all this up?

So I got the new handle installed today in the closet. I should have measured twice, shouldn't I?

This guy parked in my spot again!

Yeah, your precision is highly reduced due to your small size.

I think this toilet is one of the most depressing places I’ve ever been in.

Whenever Thor decides to be a scumbag with everyone else, one of these is bound to happen.

I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.

That is quite impressive, did they fit an entire floor with bathroom stalls?