I think this depends on how well I get along with my kids, doesn't it?

Great choice of license plate numbers.

Why fix a bent when you can add an awesome sticker like this?

I didn't have enough cash for what the dealership was asking for. Luckily, I had some lego bricks laying around.

Just load that firewood in my car and let's drive. Sure it will fit. Get creative!

I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.

A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.

That's not what the cup holder was supposed to hold.

If I'm a cop is this supposed to intimidate me somehow? Sir, step out of the vehicle and stop resisting!