I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

Someone forgot to tell him that they recently poured concrete across the sidewalk.

A man's best friend is someone who helps out with the car maintenance from time to time. And barks.

That's not what the cup holder was supposed to hold.

If I'm a cop is this supposed to intimidate me somehow? Sir, step out of the vehicle and stop resisting!

Are we getting a cold shower by any chance? All I asked for was a cooler air.

No kids means way more money to buy expensive stuff to impress people you don't care about.

I wonder what is she looking at.

That's such a good pickup line. I'll definitely fall for it!

Wannabe BMW. Almost the same car, right?