Just because you can do it, it doesn't mean you should put together a dozen different car bodies together. On the flip side, at least you kept the same color.

I simply cannot take any chances with my precious keg. The kid? Oh, he's chilling, in the trunk.

Ain't nobody going to be able to steal my car now.

Looks like my neighbour wanted to drop by and say hello. I would have preferred that he left his car at home though.

Sorry for driving so close to you, I will try to speed up next time.

My boss asked me why was I late to the morning meeting. I sent her this photo.

Surely these were random license plates that just happened to correctly suite the owner.

It is important to have your notes close to you when you need them.

At least they chose an aerodynamic fruit.

Just look at the size of those tiny wheels! This guy is definitely not compensating for anything.