I need a sign, otherwise I will certainly scream. Good thing she can't read. Yet.
As soon as a cat starts running down the street this little girl will become a human kite.
Gru better get hold of those wandering minions.
Honey, have you been playing Jenga on our daughter again?
Dear God, why do you have to be like this? Everybody is beautiful and I'm ugly. Either make me beautiful too or I'm not talking to you anymore.
Next time I'm asking a girl for naked pictures of her I'll be sure to be extremely specific.
Refraction: turning cute girls into monsters since bathtubs were invented.
Come on girls, we really need some real and obvious signs that you are interested. Enough with the subtleties.
I just need to finish debugging this file and I'll catch the wave. But first, science.
A sound dating advice from neckbeard guy. He knows what he's saying.