I understand it's off limits for other people, but honestly I wouldn't want to be invited in such a place for a private event, no matter who's coming.
For those unique and private moments, why not share them with a friend?
So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.
Why not enjoy some quality time together with a friend instead of your phone?
So we need the capacity to host 3 people, all shitting at the same time. And we ain't got much space.
What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!