I know it's hard, but stop crying before returning to work. Hands are not important, you can was these later.

Well, thank you, kind stranger. This does not feel weird at all.

So you think you can do a better job for less money? I dare you!

Three things you need in the bathroom

Mom loves you, but if this stuff happens one more time then you will certainly have a bad tasting toothbrush.

The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.

There's no drain for the sink? No problem, I'll come up with a solution.

Make sure you close the door when using the toilet. Nobody wants to see you do your thing.

The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.