I was just about to enter this urinal but good thing they posted that sign.

That is quite impressive, did they fit an entire floor with bathroom stalls?

I understand it's off limits for other people, but honestly I wouldn't want to be invited in such a place for a private event, no matter who's coming.

Ever since I ran out of toilet paper it has been my dream to make sure that nobody else has to suffer in such a way ever again.

For those unique and private moments, why not share them with a friend?

So make sure you wash your hands until they get white.

I don't understand how smiling would make this be less awkward.

Why not enjoy some quality time together with a friend instead of your phone?

So we need the capacity to host 3 people, all shitting at the same time. And we ain't got much space.

What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!