So I'll just wash my hands, but better take a picture of this situation first!

It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.

We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.

I don't know what might happen, but in case it does I will certainly be well equipped for handling any kind of bowel movements.

I guess I'll certainly be able to reach my step goal for today.

I told you not to purchase the biggest washing machine, but you insisted, didn't you?

Well, that's one way to describe this complicated contraption. Hope you manage to make it work without a user manual nearby.

Now I can watch my girlfriend taking a dump right in front of me. How convenient!

Now how am I supposed to use the toilet brush for this task? It would be quite uncomfortable to make this happen, too.

Everybody wonders why I stay in the bathroom for so long. I can't explain it either.