The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.
It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.
You should wash your hands but who am I to tell you what to do?
Follow the instructions in this image. Oh wait, we should have implemented a "like" functionality for this.
So I'll just wash my hands, but better take a picture of this situation first!
It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.
We don't care about your gender, just make sure you are properly cleaned after using the bathroom.
I don't know what might happen, but in case it does I will certainly be well equipped for handling any kind of bowel movements.
I guess I'll certainly be able to reach my step goal for today.
I told you not to purchase the biggest washing machine, but you insisted, didn't you?