That's what happens when hiring cheeky employees to update your drive-in sign.
Definitely college is not a place he will be attending any time soon.
Do not forget to wind up your Smart each evening before bedtime. This will keep it charged for the next day!
Let's stop laughing and think about the possibility that the barber shop had a power outage. Probably he was told to come back the next day.
I always thought there was a problem somewhere. Now I know! I am so beautiful that there are simply no other people in my league. That's why it is so hard to find someone.
Just wait until someone reads this and tries to follow the instructions.
The plan mentioned a street crossing here so this is where we'll paint it. Just go and smell the flowers then come back.
I don't know what might happen, but in case it does I will certainly be well equipped for handling any kind of bowel movements.
If you ever wanted to explain multi factor authentication to your grandma then here is your solution.
On the flip side you do know that your eyes have never smelled more refreshing than right now.