I should have went with an iPhone, it's way cheaper to get woken up randomly during the night.
Ever since she became pregnant she seems to be more creative with her meal requests
You think you look weird? I have a babyface for a knee.
Don't know about you guys, but my baby will surely grow up to be a straight legit baller!
Your current position won't last long so grab them while it's still considered cute and innocent.
Be sure to take advantage of your innocence while being a kid and just grab all the breasts you can before it becomes socially unacceptable.
The parents of 2013 are complete retards. And this is unquestionable proof to that statement.
Actually this does make a lot of sense. Damn those straight couples producing gay babies.
I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?
Daddy needs some milk too, you know.