You must be this short in order to survive. Sorry for the tall people, you had a good life so far.

Do we need to hire a plumber or will the guys with the tiles help us out?

This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?

I understand that it works, but why? Also, what's with all the wood INSIDE the bathroom? Isn't this a place where things get easily wet?

We needed just a bit more space in our kitchen so we decided to mount this right in the middle.

Why would you take the extra time do design the interior decoration is you just hack together a lightbulb completely off center?

This damn frame takes almost all the available space. Was it that important to be able to open this window to begin with?

How do you even stick the window frames to the outside brick walls?

I'm just following the original plan, you built the house in the wrong place.

I know that the visible bathtub is a thing right now, but the middle-of-the-house placement of this looks kind of weird.