Looks like we need to fix that ceiling now. Luckily, we already have a ladder with us.

The description said that your apartment had a balcony, but where is it? Oh, that makes total sense.

Don't worry, this is rusted by design. Once rusted, you cannot rust anymore, correct?

I agree that there are languages where you read from right to left, but from bottom to the top?

When advertising your crack-free cement, make sure you crack-proof the billboard too.

I surely hope that they won't simply pick them up and place them back.

The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.

Looks like my neighbour wanted to drop by and say hello. I would have preferred that he left his car at home though.

Make sure you close the door when using the toilet. Nobody wants to see you do your thing.

Let's simply buy everything that appears to be on sale. It will be awesome and we will save so much money!