Don't worry, I'll be there in no time since I'm driving a Lamborghini. What could possibly slow me down?

Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.

We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!

Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

Actually I'm quite impressed. Where did they get the bike from?

With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.

Oh, look. The light says it's time to check my facebook notifications again.

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.

In case you want to pursue a career in human trafficking, we have just the right course for you.

Yeah, who in their right minds would ever take a stroller on this sidewalk? Good thing the traffic sign has a place to be.