Keep yourselves sober and not mashed. I only like mashed potatoes.

Actually I'm quite impressed. Where did they get the bike from?

With enough speed and balls just about anyone can jump over this bridge. Just look at that guy go.

Oh, look. The light says it's time to check my facebook notifications again.

Good thing it was closed. Just imagine it being open.

In case you want to pursue a career in human trafficking, we have just the right course for you.

Yeah, who in their right minds would ever take a stroller on this sidewalk? Good thing the traffic sign has a place to be.

This is what happens when you leave your traffic signs unattended for too long. Trees start eating them.

Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.

Ever seen an angry stoned person? They just stop and wait for the sign to get green. No harm there apart from being a pain for the guys behind him.