Purchased dehydrated water. Got an empty can. I'm not even mad.

We won't judge. If you are short, if you are thirsty and if you don't care about self esteem... go ahead.

How can you tell when ducks are tired? They rest... on a tire!

In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.

Hurry up guys, otherwise we will lose the sound for this shot.

So you think you can do a better job for less money? I dare you!

So where are all these submarines at?

Let's see: we have a gas station, high pressure water all around and a plug right in the middle. Might want to step back to safety, take out your phone and start filming.

Make sure you follow the instructions this time. Otherwise everything will end up just like you pathetic life.

This is an innocent coconut water box. So why are you looking at the bottom for?