Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.

They told me I was unable to pick up ladies in my lovely excavator. They laughed at me. They were wrong.

These guys totally get us! I'll need to properly stock on all the accessories for tonight's game!

Let's see if we can survive this week's car trip again. Oh, and let's take the long way, to spice things up!

There were no saved games back then. If you die, you die.

So this girl at school came with a built in tic tac toe grid on her back. We couldn't resist not to.

Playing Scrabble on the couch? Neah, who has time for that boring place? I'll be going to some vertical cliff and play it there.

My son is going to top this game, but not this year.

We should all get some priests to cast resistance spells during the winter. Just look at those fine policemen being protected by frost during the cold months.

I finally found my future wife at this party while she was hard gaming.