Why did you buy a game instead of playing with me?
This Stray game has just been given the approval of my real life furry friends.
Great name, but could not resist this phrasing.
I wanted to get some cash, but stayed longer for the game.
That moment when his life bar reaches 0 but then he gets a new one immediately.
This is the second most famous card game in the world. Not verified, but surely looks trustworthy.
These onions will rot here way before a kid tries to pick one of them up.
This looks like an awesome game to play!
This looks totally like that car parking game I was playing on my phone. Finally there are some valuable lessons to be learned from gaming.
You need to feel the irony here.