You need to feel the irony here.

I'm so bored that I'll try even a thermostat simulator. Should be fun.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the true origin of Mortal Kombat. It definitely came from Scandinavia, as proven by George Constanza.

I don't want the local kids playing here so I've locked the hoop.

There are a lot of won battles using this uncommon chess technique. Make sure you pay attention and learn from the pros.

Even with only a single pawn I would not risk playing against him.

I must admit that the immersion of having 2 extra monitors for the green background is totally worth it. Now you can be a pro solitaire gamer!

It's not a proper simulation unless you have safety as the top priority.

Finally all those Mario games I've so relentlessly played have brought me to my final challenge. Now is the time that I will have to prove myself.

They told me I was unable to pick up ladies in my lovely excavator. They laughed at me. They were wrong.