Either you do something about this or I will take things in my own jaws.
Looks like someone learned the hard way what goes on in a dog park and what you might be able to find under the white snow.
Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.
I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.
This dog is simply missed. And I'm the one missing him so... take notice... and... carry on.
I'm simply taking my human to the store so he can buy me some more bones.
Looks like Thor's dog has arrived. Behold, Labrathor!
Whenever I feel the need to go for a walk outside I simply grab a leash and take this little human with me.