Remember to make sure you don't get arrested while wearing your favorite shirt.

You might want to make sure that what you're wearing makes sense to you.

Cake eating is always my top priority since someone somewhere is celebrating their birthday.

How to tell that somebody doesn't speak English is by giving them a funny tshirt and see them walk down the street wearing it.

You seem to have noticed that your mom fell off my bike.

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At least this guy is open about his addiction. Not like the rest of the crowd.

Now that that's all out are you going to let me prepare your salad or what?

If you are wearing this shirt just imagine that every time your friends come across some poop, the first thing they'll look at is you.

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