Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.
Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.
I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.
Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.
This dog is simply missed. And I'm the one missing him so... take notice... and... carry on.
I'm simply taking my human to the store so he can buy me some more bones.
Whenever I feel the need to go for a walk outside I simply grab a leash and take this little human with me.
Well, that's adorable, let me just... nooooooo!