Peanut will cuddle you to death so beware of her.
So you come home to this after a long day at work. What do you do?
I don't know what this dog is taking and how much he lifts, but I surely want to get into his program.
Wait a second. Nevermind.
Keep your dog full while transiting this area.
Those pesky bears have upgraded to dealing drugs lately.
Looks like he saw me going to bed so he started his late night neighborhood podcast at max volume.
I just wished he would rub my back like other humans do. This is getting ridiculous.
She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.
Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?
Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.