Whenever I feel the need to go for a walk outside I simply grab a leash and take this little human with me.
Well, that's adorable, let me just... nooooooo!
We simply cannot risk creating a sweeter dog so it's important to keep chocolate as far as possible.
Is that giraffe... safe back there?
You can see by the dog's expression that he is about to get in serious trouble and he knows it.
Looks like the Heavens have chosen this cat in particular. All hail to our new cat lord!
Honey, where's our do... what the hell?
You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.
These plastic surgeons these days... they can't seem to know their limits!
Cat has already taken care of the dog so might as well not mess with him.