I'm just going to get something for my depression from the local pharmacy. I'm sure I can find something for my needs.

Who could be so savage to pour beer in this way? The horror!

No wonder. Anyone getting a Bud Light would probably not tell the difference.

I'm never throwing away these empty bottles. Having some spare dirt in your back yard? Why not put it to good use?

Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.

So the gyms are closed, but I can still get my workout while having the best beverage out there. Win-win!

I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.

Ladies and gentlemen, please meet Abraham Drinkin'.

Definitely not a hiding place for my beer. Go search someplace else.

Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!