Alright, we're not a pharmacy! But we have exactly what you need and you bet you need more beer right now.
I never get in fights with old people, but this guy is simply asking for it.
Definitely not a hiding place for my beer. Go search someplace else.
Your little drinking problem is getting ridiculously small. You can't keep drinking like this for the rest of your life!
Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.