I should have went with an iPhone, it's way cheaper to get woken up randomly during the night.

I want to thank my brain for making me feel tired all day long, but keeping me awake when I go to bed.

Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.

Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.

You haven't been tired until you fall asleep on the bus with your lip smashed against the front seat. That's when you know you have reached rock bottom.

Wake me up when it's time for partying again. I'll be lying here wasted until then.

Grabbing the perfect photo at the very last time he was sleeping peacefully. I'm guessing the water was also cold as hell.

Remember when taking naps on the road to properly mark your territory with traffic cones.

I cannot believe I ended up with this chick right here.

That surely must have been one of the craziest nights.